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2009-07-06T08:04:00.001-07:00

To Be Happy With a Men:Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot..
To Be Happy With a Woman:Love Her Alot And DO NOT TRY To Understand HER---

Just because somebody doesnt love u
the way you want them to,
doesnt mean they dont love u
with all they have.

Love is a Sweet Poison
Lover is a Honey Poison
Wife is a slow Poison
But Friend Ship is a Good Medicine....

If I was a fish in the sea
I would love to be
Right next to thee.
Nibbling at your toes
Peaking at your nose
Moving down to see
Your beautiful
Round
Knee.

love starts with a smile grows with a kiss and end with a tear but friendship starts with eyes grows with understanding and ends not even with death........ thats friendship

honie for sure i will do luv till death that comes unknowingly separates us coz u are the gift God sent from above to come and wash the buddens of my life.i promise to love u till our love is made to cease by only one thing, death

To love some1 deeply gives u strngth.Being loved by some1 deeply gives u courage

B careful to whom u give importance ,bcoz when U give importance to someone ,U not only give them the right to love but also d power to hurt u

If U have a heart that obeys ur mind U can win the whole world...If U have a mind that obeys ur heart U can win the love of so many hearts...

True love comes from the soul, in the depths ofone’s true self. The true person is brought out inthis love but only seen by the ones who truly love them.

LOVE SMS

2009-07-06T08:04:00.000-07:00

FRENSHIP SMS

2009-07-06T08:02:00.000-07:00

FRIEFrenship is liked needle ofa clock. Though v r in same clock,v r not able 2meet.Even if v meet,itz only 4 few secs. But alwyz stay connected

Difference b/w love & frenship
U give ur whole hrt to ur love & they somtimes BREAK IT,
but "U give ur broken hrt to a frnd & they MAKE IT...

Frenship is liked needle ofa clock. Though v r in same clock,v r not able 2meet.Even if v meet,itz only 4 few secs. But alwyz stay connected

Frenship is liked needle ofa clock. Though v r in same clock,v r not able 2meet.Even if v meet,itz only 4 few secs. But alwyz stay connected

Frenship is liked needle ofa clock. Though v r in same clock,v r not able 2meet.Even if v meet,itz only 4 few secs. But alwyz stay connected

U want and u get it, thats LUCK.
U want and u wait,
dats TIME.
U want but u compromise,
dats LIFE.
U want, u wait & u dont compromise,
dats FRENSHIP..

Diff between LOVE n FRENSHIP:u give ur whole heart to ur love n they BREAK IT but u give ur broken heart to a frend n they MAKE IT....

Difference b/w love & frenship
U give ur whole hrt to ur love & they somtimes BREAK IT,
but "U give ur broken hrt to a frnd & they MAKE IT...

I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me. U cry I cry. U laff I laff. U jump out of d window I look dwn & then ...... I laff again! :)

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

HERE ARE TRUE FRIENDS AND DATES

GOOD nite SMS

2009-07-06T07:54:00.000-07:00

beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes so enjoy this beautiful night in beautiful dreams good night

Ssshh….Dont afraid..
its me..
jus putting a blanket of love upon u
so that u’ll never feel that u r alone..
Love you
Have a cozy sleep full of heavenly dreams….
Good Night

Love Ka Breakfast
Ishq Ka Lunch,
Piyaar Ka Sallan ,
Mohabat Ka Salad,
Pupi Ki Pepsi,
Jhappi Ka Raita,
&
Dinner With 1 Long French Kiss
( gOoOOod nIghT )

I wish that u visualize
a sweet multi sequential form
of idiosyncrasy occurring benevolently
in d meritorious piece of cerebral brain.

In short, Good Night!!!!

Zindagi Me Ithna Bhi Dur Nahi Jana, Ki Hum Kabhi Aapse Mil Na Paye. Hame Yuhi Yaad Karte Rehna, Kahin Hum Aap Ke Dil Se Nikal Na Jaye.Good night,sd tc.

Few mins ago i closd my eyes n saw u in my dream.I found u most hapiest in dis world,if dis is d way 2 c u happy,i wish my eyes close 4evr.......Gd n8 ,swt drms

Ye dosti meri nahi hamari hai, Isliye to sab rishto se pyari hai, Moomkin nahi dosto ka roj milna, Tabhi to sms ka silsila jari hai.GOOD NIGHT

A beep on ur cell does'nt have a purpose 2 disturb U,bt it means dat sumwere sumbody is remembering u.. & now at dis moment its me...
Gudnite,sweetdreamz.

May you sleep in the arms of angels tonight and every dream fall on gods lap so He can take your hopes,and make it your life

Door rehkar apko miss kiya hamne,
Apke liye God se Wish kiya hamne.
Chupke se apki yaad chali aayi to,
Bade pyaar se GUDNITE wish kiya hamne!!

Asma k taro me khoya ha jaha sara..lagta ha pyara ek ek tara..in taro me ha sabse pyara ek sitara..jo is waqt padh raha ha sms hamara..
GUD NIGHT..

ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu
LyinG oN mY BeD

LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!
Good night my very special friend,

Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness.

do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..

I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .
I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.

When nights r long
When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.

Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!
Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....
A special face,a special smile,

A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!

can u do something for me?
can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)

Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest
Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!

Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.
The night is silent but I can't sleep.
The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.

As the day turns into night
As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good Night!

Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,(In URDU)
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!

My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

Angels are there to guide
Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.

Dream touches your heart
Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!

Take care! The texts you send me
Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.

My day won't certainly be over
My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

ha ha ha...

2009-06-29T12:56:00.000-07:00

here is one to read....

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence. He pulls him out and says, "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with him, "No, noooo, Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The border patrol agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him, and says "OK, I'll let you stay if you can use three English words in a sentence."
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The three words are: green, pink and yellow. Now use them in one sentence."
The Mexican man thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, OK. The phone, it went green, green, green... I pink it up, and sez yellow?"

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John was talking to his fiancee, Rebecca, and he said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?”
To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you’re warm.”
“Really?” he said excitedly.
“Yes, in fact I would say that you’re the dictionary definition of the word "warm".”
John was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, “WARM: Not so hot.”

JOKES

2009-06-29T12:34:00.000-07:00

SOME HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!:-)

There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. "Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger," he told her.
"That's right,"she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting "Don't flush! Don't flush!"

ha ha ha.........

Mom : Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi : Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom : Kyu?
Roohi : Maine Usko Murghi Kaha
Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya

To Be Happy With a Men:Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot..
To Be Happy With a Woman:Love Her Alot And DO NOT TRY To Understand HER---

women are unpredictable,before marriage,she xpects a man,after marriage she suspects him,and after death she respects him.

Santa ko3 bomb mile, police ko dene chala.Saathwala aadmi bola-agar koi bomb raaste mein fatt gaya toh?Santa-Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile they!

Married men live longr thn single men do,bt married men r a lot mre willng 2 die

boy - papa aapne mujhse kaha tha k agar main paas ho gaya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge.
father - haan kaha tha
boy - to aapke liye khush khabri hai, aapke 5000 Rs bach gaye.

Banta to santa -tu hamesha mujhe bewakuf kyun banata hai ?
Santa- kyunki tu BANTA hai.....

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.

Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->

Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Santa: Ok, thank you..!!!

Santa to Banta mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..
Banta- wo k se?
Santa- meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha..

2009-05-05T06:47:00.000-07:00

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