JOKES

SOME HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!:-)

There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated next to a Texan on the flight.
The Texan spent a lot of time telling him how everything is bigger and better in Texas. By the time the blind man had reached his destination, a large resort hotel, he was very excited about being in Texas.
The long trip had worn him out a little so he decided to stop at the bar for a small soda and a light snack before going up to his room to unpack this clothes.
When the waitress set down his drink, it was in a huge mug. "Wow, I had heard everything in Texas is bigger," he told her.
"That's right,"she replied. The blind man ate his snack and finished his drink. After drinking such a large amount, it was only natural his next stop was going to have to be the restroom. He asked the waitress for directions. She told him to turn left at the register and it would be the second door on the right.
He reached the first door and continued down the hall. A few steps later he stumbled slightly and missed the second door altogether and ended up going through the 3rd door instead. Not realizing he had entered the swimming area he walked forward and immediately fell into the swimming pool.
Remembering everything he had heard about things being bigger in Texas, as soon as he had his head above water he started shouting "Don't flush! Don't flush!"

ha ha ha.........

Mom : Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi : Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom : Kyu?
Roohi : Maine Usko Murghi Kaha
Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya



To Be Happy With a Men:Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot..
To Be Happy With a Woman:Love Her Alot And DO NOT TRY To Understand HER---



women are unpredictable,before marriage,she xpects a man,after marriage she suspects him,and after death she respects him.



Santa ko3 bomb mile, police ko dene chala.Saathwala aadmi bola-agar koi bomb raaste mein fatt gaya toh?Santa-Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile they!


Married men live longr thn single men do,bt married men r a lot mre willng 2 die


boy - papa aapne mujhse kaha tha k agar main paas ho gaya to aap mujhe 5000 Rs denge.
father - haan kaha tha
boy - to aapke liye khush khabri hai, aapke 5000 Rs bach gaye.



Banta to santa -tu hamesha mujhe bewakuf kyun banata hai ?
Santa- kyunki tu BANTA hai.....


1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya
To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.


Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kia Ho ga ;->


Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Santa: Ok, thank you..!!!


Santa to Banta mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..
Banta- wo k se?
Santa- meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha..